This is the last installment of my discussion of my trip to DC. It’s the fun one…
So we went to that rally and it quite a breathing experience. So many people present, standing strong in support of the idea of keeping jobs in America. Why that needs to be supported as though it doesn’t happen, is something to discuss in itself… but not here… I’m gonna talk about structural intercourse:
On the way back from the rally we saw some strange buildings before reaching the bus to take us to New York. One of the buildings had very strange architecture. Another building had very strange bags protruding from it. The third was a playground… I decided to make story about them.
The first building we saw was this one:
It is symmetrical, shapely, mathematical… and beautiful. It is obviously a female. Buildings of the male gender are coarse, tough and aggressive with needs and desires and are attracted to buildings such as this female shown above.
Male buildings look like this:
Complete with a condom it is indeed, male. Surrounded by a gate (containing it’s aggression) it is coarse, tough, made of brick… and strong. At least it uses protection is all I can say. As a general acknowledgment the condom is pointing at the female building… now to investigate a different angle…
Yes, it is strong, surrounded by a gate, made of coarse brick, and has more than one condom. Wait though, the condom in the top window… it’s… broken… No!! This is not good. It is not good at all, and the building’s designer was aware of this and posted a sign…
(ignore the lady in the green shirt) This denotes an understanding of the significance and possible outcomes of a building’s broken condom with a sign promoting work safety. We all know this means safe sex. But… it may be too late, yes it is too late indeed for the next thing I saw made me want to donate to planned parenthood:
Yes, ladies and gentleman, that is right. A jungle gym. Construction’s equivalent to a child. Full of color, and weird turns, creativity, imagination, a slide (for real children), and posts to help it stand up before it can walk on it’s own two feet. Yes, ladies and gentleman, we have a child. The result of structural intercourse. It appears the male building is still going strong though as condoms continue to protrude from his windows… What breaks my heart even more is that this little child is contained within the gate, and this could only mean one thing… The male building was allowed custody of the child.